The Musings of the Absolutely Fabulous Ms. N.

This had me laughing my ass off this morning. I got this from another blog and I had to post it. It is two phone messages left on some chick's answering machine after she gave her number to some dude named Greg. Apparently she never called Greg and he left these messages trying to get a date with her. A couple of times he points out to her that she isnt all that, that he wants nothing but to eff her and that she is missing out on an opportunity of a lifetime. A real winner here folks! I ran into a similar situation but for me it was email and ims. The dude would not get the hint. He tried for weeks to get in my pants and I just wasnt having it. I have those messages on my computer somewhere, maybe I will re-read them and remind myself of the opportunity I passed up. LOL!

Cause I'm the Gregster.