Teeth, don't fail me now!
Just got back from the dentist. I had my teeth cleaned after 15 years of neglect and they hurt like a sonofabitch. And I get to go back in two weeks for more. Yes, that tooth plaque is a real bitch. Heed my warning; floss bitches! Don't wind up like me!!The dentist said I also needed a crown, all four of my wisdom teeth removed and braces. Crickey! I feel like a 16 year old. Can I also get my 16 year old body back????
Just make sure that your sixteen year old body is not really sixteen years old when you get it back. I don't need the jail time.
Posted by
Kev |
2:22 PM
Don't believe the hype about braces - I had those effers for years and my bottom teeth are still crooked as all hell! I'm overdue for a root canal myself, which I've been putting off since November. :(
Posted by
Eliza |
3:30 PM