My Oscar Quips.
1) Someone tell Keira Knightly that if she still insists on being a blonde that she needs to dye her eyebrows.
2) Michelle Williams looked like a crazy clown with that red lipstick she had on. She also needs some sun.
3) I think Charlize Theron got swallowed up by her dress and she was trying to fight her way out.
4) George Clooney was way hot!
5) Joaquin Phoenix, love the rumpled hair look!
6) I cannot believe Crash won for best picture.
7) Congrats to Philip Seymore Hoffman, Capote was a great film.
8) Kudos to Reese Witherspoon though I wasn't crazy about her in Walk The Line.
9) Jon Stewart was ok, he did have some funny lines.
10) Rachael Weisz has some great pregnany cans!
2) Michelle Williams looked like a crazy clown with that red lipstick she had on. She also needs some sun.
3) I think Charlize Theron got swallowed up by her dress and she was trying to fight her way out.
4) George Clooney was way hot!
5) Joaquin Phoenix, love the rumpled hair look!
6) I cannot believe Crash won for best picture.
7) Congrats to Philip Seymore Hoffman, Capote was a great film.
8) Kudos to Reese Witherspoon though I wasn't crazy about her in Walk The Line.
9) Jon Stewart was ok, he did have some funny lines.
10) Rachael Weisz has some great pregnany cans!
Ah I liked Michelle Williams.
Here are my small quips:
a) Stay away from tanning and self tanners. While you're at it, feed all those girls a couple of carbs.
b) Meryl Streep is crazy. But at least she's not creepy like Jack Nicholson.
c) George Clooney is my new husband. You missed it, I was sitting right next him.
d) Crash is a bad after school special
e) It can't be that HARD out there for a pimp.
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