I'm Royalty, Bitch!
To my court jester:
Thank you for referring to me as "Her Highness". It's nice to know that I am treated to such an honor. I will forever cherish this title you have bestowed upon me and I promise to live up to my name. I will forever be your queen and you will always be my court fool (Fulana). Your antics amuse me and allow me to appreciate how far I have come (and how low you have fallen). Now kiss my ring and get back to work.
Sincerely,
Her Royal Highness DivineMsN
Thank you for referring to me as "Her Highness". It's nice to know that I am treated to such an honor. I will forever cherish this title you have bestowed upon me and I promise to live up to my name. I will forever be your queen and you will always be my court fool (Fulana). Your antics amuse me and allow me to appreciate how far I have come (and how low you have fallen). Now kiss my ring and get back to work.
Sincerely,
Her Royal Highness DivineMsN
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